First broadcast 22nd December 1985.

Simon finds a young girl, Jennifer, drunk in the street.

Richard O'Sullivan ... Simon Harrap
Joan Sanderson ... Nell Cresset
Joanne Ridley ... Samantha Harrap
Joanne Campbell ... Liz
Jeremy Child ... Ernest Whitsun-Burnish
Harriet Reynolds ... Winnifred Whitsun-Burnish
Alan Halley ... Stu
Julian Wadham ... Jerry
Tamara Steele ... Jennifer Whitsun-Burnish
Jenny Logan ... Blonde
John Halstead ... Domestic Bleach
Sean Blowers ... Cornflakes